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we ordered 2 for our house,

what a surprise was when we opened them,on both

of them the plastic cover of the holder was broken

very dissapointed
Rating: 2 / 5

Little did I suspect that purchasing this toilet seat would not only allow me to close the cover silently and make my commode easier to maintain in pristine cleanliness, but that it would also transform my perceptions of the universe, enable me to understand string theory, and launch me into what Kurt Vonnegut so accurately described as a “chronosynclastic infundibulum.”

Yes, dear reader, as I settled myself on the brand new KOHLER K-4636-0 Cachet Quiet-Close Elongated Toilet Seat and began to get down to business, the wall across from me and above the tub shimmered and spontaneously transformed itself into a life size performance by none other than the famous Rockettes of Radio City Music Hall! It was not until their second number that I realized that my trousers were not properly pulled up and that I was in a public posture of digestive fructification rarely seen outside of Marine Corps latrines (pardon me, heads). Yet this was only the beginning.

As I watched in awe, unwilling to break the spell and close once again the doors of perception, the Rockettes commenced to grow in size and resolution! As they became larger and larger I perceived greater and greater detail: the warp and woof of their nylon stockings like massive fishing nets, beads of perspiration as big as hot air balloons, hair follicles the size of the Aral Sea, skin cells like the Great Salt Lake, bacteria as large as whales, cell nuclei like giant squids, bacterial strands of DNA like intertwined spiral staircases in a light house as tall as the moon, amino acids, molecules, atoms, quarks, Higgs Bosons!

And then the finale: enthroned upon my Kohler saddle I saw with perfect clarity the tiny, vibrating, string-like yet ineluctably mysterious bits of energy that are the fundamental building blocks of the universe: I became one with the Strings of String Theory.

The sense of wonder I experienced transformed my quotidian inner spirit from the pathetic slice of day old Wonder Bread it had always been to the unimaginably thrilling essence of a transcendent, divine figure in the form of Dionysus, hanging ten as I surfed the fabulous breakers of the chronosynclastic infundibulim.

I understood with brilliant clarity that I was somewhere, everywhere, and nowhere at the same time, yet this realization was as comfortable to me as curling up on a chilly night under a down comforter and looking forward to a good night of sleep and pleasant dreams.

Never in all my life and experience has any other elongated bowl toilet seat provided anything equal to the epiphany that accompanied my KOHLER K-4636-0 like the prizes of old in a box of Cracker Jack.

I plan to order a second one for the half bath. Five stars.

Rating: 5 / 5

This is a very good buy. Easy to order online, track, receipt and install. I like the brand names for quality and Kohler delivered on this. Sturdy, yet light weight. Easy lifting and closing, the works. I have had the product for around a month and no problems.

I’d seriously recommend this product and Amazon without reservation.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000TFHN56/ref=cm_cr_rev_prod_title

Tim
Rating: 4 / 5

I like the toilet seat shape and the color” but” it is too thin,the picture look’s thick.
Rating: 3 / 5

Yes it costs a little more, but the quality is first rate and worth the extra cost. No more accidentally slammed lids in the middle of the night. Easy to clean, Looks sharp. I have purchased one for each bathroom and never will be sorry.

Rating: 5 / 5